As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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