i think my tv is drunk
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Drake has all the answers
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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