Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
