Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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