let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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