Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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