so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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