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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'll just stay a virgin forever then

(1-856): View more from New Jersey

You still have to go anyway

(856): View more from New Jersey

Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(303): View more from Colorado

If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.

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(954): View more from Florida

Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!

(805): View more from California

God Bless America!

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(847): View more from Illinois

I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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(205): View more from Alabama

it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it

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(732): View more from New Jersey

come over i need a lifeguard for my shower

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist

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(607): View more from New York

got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles

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