I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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