Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
