hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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