I want to have your abortion
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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