This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
third nipple confirmed
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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