So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I have aggressive nipples.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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