brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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