She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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