butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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