Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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