Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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