what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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