she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We have started to decorate penises.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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