but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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