Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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