We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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