Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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