...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
please come you make the beer taste better
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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