Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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