i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize