So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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