Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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