I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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