oh god the rape fog is back!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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