By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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