dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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