Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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