i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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