he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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