i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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