Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
