Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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