So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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