I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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