you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
