oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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