That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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