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(323): View more from California

that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.

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(310): View more from California

I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(563): View more from Iowa

The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.

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(509): View more from Washington

He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him

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(313): View more from Michigan

Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.

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(817): View more from Texas

You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point

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