ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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