I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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