At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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