Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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