Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she pinky promised me she was 18
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
