can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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