David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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