Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
